1. Have a stupidly fast car that not even the police chopper can keep up with.

2. If at anytime you can (when it’s safe) do a fast U turn into the otherside of the road and nail it in the opposite direction.

3. If you have enough time to stop then stop and do and almight great burnout and fill the place with smoke and high tail it out of there.

4. Don’t ever slow down enough for the cops to perform the PIT move.

5. If you are ever in a police chase just remember there are other lives on the road, and it’s not just there lives you’d be ruining if you killed them.

5 reasons why not to buy a Citroen C6.

1 the gear box on the new C6 is horrible and is likely to brake at 60+k miles.

2 it’s incredibly ugly.

3 the most uncomfitable car i’ve ever driven.

4 stupidly over priced at £25,495.

5 the air-con, well what air con i’d feel more refreshed being bitten on the back side.

All in all not the best citroen to buy.

Sources: News.com